Dora/Diego
These shows, which try to convince kids that Spanish is the real English, are sometimes cool, but usually obnoxious with their constant demands of the viewer. Plus, Diego plays with a jaguar and Dora helped a strange man find his puppy one time. Who writes these shows? They should focus less on teaching what's spanish for mountain and more on what won't end in tragedy if a kid tried it in real life.
Ralph's World
He smiles non-stop in the commercials, his glasses don't have lenses in them, and I get the impression he listens to death metal when he's not performing for kids.
Dan Zane
Some people love his songs and he might be a great guy. He just strikes me as the uncle parents don't talk about because he's "not right."
Johnny and the Sprites
The most hetero part of this show is the name.
The Doodlebops
Elton John thinks this show is too flamboyant.
The Wiggles
I think this show is pretty good and the songs can be decent. The fact that a pirate shows up all the time is a little weird.
