Weekend Fun

Here is some of our weekend. This is my favorite video so far.

It's worth watching just to see Sam's Mommy impression. Oh, and "Uhmuh" is Elmo.

Hangin' Around

People come up to me all the time and say, "Hey, you're a cool guy and I'll be darned if your blog isn't the most insightful, yet light-hearted, but what's a typical day like around your house? Give me a glimpse."

Well, okay. Here you go...


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My Father-in-law...

Another Office Clip

Here's another clip from the UK Office. He tries to join in with the joking, but it doesn't work...

Love/Hate

Sam and Bruce, the loveable moron...

Sam and his Mommy

Sam loves his mommy...

4th of July Pics

Here are a couple of family pictures from the 4th of July.

Sam and Me

I was going through some of my grandmother's things today and came across this picture of Sam Caire and me. I think it's funny. And I think Sam's outfit was fashioned from 1970's wallpaper.

Meet Sam

The other day, Sam woke up from his nap and walked in the room right when a Mountain Dew commercial came on. It showed these guys playing that hand slaps game, and then a guy burped. Sam thought it was the funniest thing ever. We recorded the commercial and then played it for him when my dad came over.

For those who haven't met him, see Sam in living color...

Men's Synchro

My brother and I thought this was the funniest thing in the world when we first saw it. It's awesome. For those who remember, enjoy...

Unsolved Mystery

I don't know why or how, but around 4:00pm every day, the entire office begins to stink. Words fail me...when I say stink, I mean the entire 15 story building smells like a dirty diaper that someone left inside a 3 year old monkey carcass, in southern Texas. And trust me, that dude reeked long before he climbed his last tree.

Without fail, I'll be working and suddenly over-taken by the odor. The first few times this happened, someone was in my office. The smell is so bad that, even though I know it didn't come from whoever was in my office at the time, I still look at them differently. Like when you remember the song that was on the radio when you heard some terrible news. Association.

I talked to the management office and they flippantly chalked it up to a nasty pipe that leaked too close to the main air conditioning vent. Likely. One of my theories is that the deli on the 1st floor is up to no good. This is the deli that keeps the tuna fish in an open Country Crock container all day, probably for weeks at a time. Needless to say, I don't eat there.

All I know is that something has to be done. I think our monthly rent should be reduced. It smells like someone shoved chunks of sewage up my nose with their feet, just after running a marathon. In southern Texas.

Father's Day

We all had a really good time yesterday. I love being a husband and dad, and don't need a Father's Day because my family gives me undue attention and affection every day of the year.

Here are some pictures from yesterday...


Sam and I started the day by watching Barney





Sam and his Uncle Rob


Sam's cute cousin, Charly



My dad with some of his kids and some of his grandkids



Sam and his Uncle Daniel




Nic with Braden, Sam's second cousin


Sam wasn't crazy about holding him



Delani and Braden